WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE YOU ENTER YOUNG CONTEMPORARY ART COMPETITION?

What you need to know before you enter Young Contemporary Art Competition?

1. Must have CONflict. No conflict, not CONtemporary la!.
2. Must got TEMPER, to be in tuned with conTEMPERory society.
3. Must be in CONTEMPT to any CONTEMPorary gomen people or  
   institution or establishment.
4. Must be this OR that OR here OR there, not really sure about 
   your contempORary reality at all.
5. Must be TEMPTING, so that you can attract collectors, hip 
   conTEMPorary audience, or better, judges.
6. Must be in TEMPO with the trend of today, if not, you will be 
   considered out of conTEMPOrary.
7. Make sure whatever electronic or new media gadget you use is  
   ON, if not, not cONtemporary ma!
8. Install something TEMPORARY, because most conTEMPORARY 
   installations are so big and impermanent they have to be 
   trashed away after the exhibition and competition(especially 
   the losing ones)
9. If u can CON a bit here and there, may be you can survive in 
   such CONtemporary challenges.
10.If not, contemPORAhhhh, !!!!!! Don't bother to take part.